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For a complete list of products, please visit The Original Illustrated Catalogue of ACME Products.

Blasting Powder

Due to its highly volatile and explosive nature, do not ignite ACME Blasting Powder until you are in a safe location.

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Hair Grower

ACME Hair Grower (patented) is guaranteed to make short hair long in a flash.

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Jet-Propelled Unicycle

Another item in the Acme Jet Propelled Line of products is the Acme jet propelled Unicycle, which even the most unbalanced individual can ride with ease.

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